Sunday, August 12, 2012

Conditional Reasoning, Move-In Style

(For 8/10/12)


Perhaps Emory’s school color should be red, and its mascot should be a roll of tape.

In good ol’ conditional reasoning fashion, here was my agenda for the day:
  • Get apartment parking decal.
  • To get parking decal, you must have Georgia car registration.
  • To get car registration, you must show proof of insurance.
  • To get proof of insurance, you must be able to print on campus (I don’t have a printer yet, and my insurance papers were mailed to the wrong address).
  • To print on campus, you must have an Emory ID card.
  • To get an Emory ID card, you must wait until orientation begins.
  • Orientation has not begun.

     Conclusion: None of that other stuff happened.

Oh, and the mattress movers were three hours late.

Welcome to Atlanta!

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